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The Juice: Lodz

Once derogatorily dubbed the Manchester of Poland, the country’s third largest city is undergoing a huge facelift more in keeping with its other sobriquet of ‘HollyLodz’. Stuart Wilson reveals the stars of the show…

A leisurely stroll along Piotrkowska Street – the main artery running through the heart of Lodz – is all about maximising life’s great pleasures: shopping, eating and drinking. And with the street’s newly constructed beer-gardens, the latter can now be enjoyed outdoors as the world, and the waitresses, move around them. Those too lazy to walk this boulevard can opt instead for the city’s famous rickshaws, which, in a perfect symbiotic relationship with this seemingly endless highstreet, whisk their passengers to and from the innumerable refreshment-stops right up to Liberty Square (Plac Wolnosci), elegantly presided over by the statue of General Tadeusz Kościuszko, Poland’s National hero. No wonder our Piotrkowska Street possesses a cult status in Poland!

Sunny facade on Piotrkowska

Sunny facade on Piotrkowska

Lodz only began expanding during the mid-19th Century industry boom, creating an elegant, international city and more than its fair share of prosperous pioneers. But the 45 years of communism, coming hard on the heels of WW2, felt like a slow train to nowhere as the city was allowed to crumble in its slumber. Since 1990, however, city renovation schemes and foreign investment have led to a Lodz renaissance – and several new architectural projects are in development which will radically transform the city centre. The jewel in the crown will be if Lodz is awarded European Capital of Culture in 2016, and with its famous film school (the very one that churned out Wajda, Kieslowski and Polanski), cultural spaces and art galleries the title will be well earned. ECC or not, the modern Lodz explorer is sure to be beguiled by the alchemical combination of industrial grit and cultural gold dust, which makes for a friendly and spellbinding atmospheric city.

Best of the Beaten Track

Get your momentum going on Piotrkowska – one of Europe’s longest commercial streets – where elegant buildings watch over the daily festivities and, sprouting on either side, are entire streets within a street. (Indeed, in these side alleys and courtyards you’ll find many of the cooler cafes and bars – such as Jazzga, Lodz Kaliska Pub and Sto Jeden).

Say yellow to Manufaktura

Say yellow to Manufaktura

It was only sensible that Lodz’s industrial landscape was reworked to its advantage rather than bulldozed from memory, and that was certainly the case with Manufaktura, the latest addition to the city’s fabric. A shopping, cinema, leisure and arts complex which has succeeded in combining the old with the new, the redbrick factory (famously featured in Wajda’s film The Promised Land) now lords over a square with dancing fountains, summer netball and winter ice-skating – you can even go rock climbing! Two new projects being developed in the same ethos are David Lynch’s film-studio-come-cultural-centre and the EC1 development, which will include an Art and Culture Zone, Science Zone and new underground railway station.

Slap bang next to Manufaktura is the Poznanski Palace, the most elegant of Lodz’s stately homes. Eccentric in style, it houses the City of Lodz History museum and regularly hosts concerts and banquets. Whilst for something more contemporary visit the MS2 modern art gallery – in my opinion the best in Poland. Its sister gallery is on Gdanska Street is situated in one of the palaces that the industrialist Izrael Poznanski built for his children.

Hipster’s Guide

Lodz’s alternative treasure number one is the kooky Inner Tube Museum, located under Plac Wolnica (Liberty Square) in the renovated sewage system. This underground reservoir, with its network of tunnels was built in the 1920s, forgotten about and recently rediscovered and opened to the public. Meanwhile for those hellbent on exploring HollyLodz’s film legacy, head to Charlie Cinema – a hit with the art-house crowd, where you might even catch an evening of student films from the progeny of the city’s famed film school. The Museum of Cinematography is opposite the film school and, after you’ve whizzed round the exhibitions you might try and sneak in for a look around.

Snow rest for the virtuous

Snow rest for the virtuous

Lodz is well-turfed with greenery and the largest park, Park Zdrowie, contains a zoo, fun fair, the Botanic Gardens and a few beer gardens – a nice place to escape from the bustle of town. Foodies might want to check out Green Market/Hala Targowa, where the locals get the best smoked sausage, pierogi, gherkins and bread – a different slice of true Lodz life.

Lodz’s Jewish heritage is well-known. Tragically not much remains, but the city’s overgrown atmospheric Jewish Cemetery, situated on the edge of what was the once the Litzmannstadt Ghetto, is the largest in Europe. Nearby is the Radagast holaucast memorial a haunting reconstruction of the station used for Jewish transport. However Lodz does have one of the most active Jewish communities in Poland based around the functioning synagogue on ul. Pomorska.

Experience & Events

The streets on either side of Piotrkowska feel as if they have scarcely changed for 100 years – this is the industrial climate for which Lodz is infamous and can be particularly charming at dusk. Though rather for the flâneur than the typical tourist. Lodz’s factory climate can also be experienced with a visit to Księży Młyn a purpose built 19th Century housing estate built for the workers in the opposite Scheibler Factory, now under conversion to luxury loft apartments.

Klaxons sound off at Pepsi Vena

Klaxons sound off at Pepsi Vena

Other great ways to experience the city include a hot beer in front of a roaring fire at the mountain cabin restaurant Bacówka u Józka on the slope of Rudzka Gora, Lodz’s artificial hill in the South; a trip to the Sunday morning flea market on ul. Andrzejewski (between Lodowa and Puszkina), in the Widzew part of town; or, if time allows, an afternoon on a bike in the Łagiewniki City Forest where hours of cycling can be followed by a cooling bathe in a mini-lake or washed away with a pint next to an ostrich farm.

Plus Camerimage is probably the most well-known of Lodz’s festivals but others to time your visit with are the Vena Festival for live music (Glasvegas and the Klaxons recently playing); the Lodz Biennale for contemporary art, held in the art centre complex on Tymienskiego, and the Festival of Dialogue of Four Cultures, celebrating the Polish/Jewish/German/Russian mix that once lived here, through music, theatre and art.

Pillow Talk

Exceptionally fine hotels have sprung up over the last five years and direct Ryanair flights from Stansted make Lodz a novel adventure for tourists looking for a taste of Polish life. A couple of top choices are the Andels Hotel, with a rooftop swimming pool overlooking Manufaktura, and Hotel Savoy, which is great value for money. Lodz isn’t big on hostels but for a budget option try Szkolne Schronisko Młodzieżowe on ul. Legionów. The Jewish community of Lodz has its own guest house at Pomorska 18. Guesthouse “Linat Orchim” is another recommended choice situated next to Lodz’s active synagogue and the Jewish community centre and cafe (Cafe Tuwim).

Fork Out

Nostalgic dining at Anatewka

Nostalgic dining at Anatewka

Although some of Lodz’s treasures may be hidden there’s no need to scour the streets for good grub! The best restaurants are all situated around Piotrkowska or in the Manufaktura complex. Some of the city’s more elegant places are Karczma u Chochoła, where huge servings of traditional Polish cuisine include helpings of wild boar, Ganesh, a superior curry house, and Varoska, a very popular Hungarian option where you’ll need to book ahead for the weekend. Also worth tucking into is the chicken in honey and ginger sauce at the Jewish restaurant, Anatewka, and the mouthwatering pizza at Pizzeria Incentro , recommended by Poland’s top food critic.

Drop In

The cool kids of Kaliska strike a pose

The cool kids of Kaliska strike a pose

So good it’s worth mentioning twice, the Lodz Kaliska Pub comes replete with art-bedecked walls, frequent live music shows and a chattering film school crowd. (The success of Kaliska led to the opening of a sister bar in Krakow, equally tantalising in its decor). Another no-nonsense, freshly designed cafe is Freedom Coffee and Bar with a summer patio and view onto Plac Wolnosci, whilst Pub Peron 6 has live music and 35 kinds of beer, Jazzga features experimental jazz and electronic music nights and Bagdad Cafe hoasts popular reggae, soul and electro parties. For weekend dance madness try OIOM club or Opium. New clubs are constantly opening like Improwizacja Jazz Lounge or the great FabrYSCENA music and art in another old factory, or the recently relocated gay club Narraganset.

Getting There

Lodz is almost exactly placed in the centre of Poland and is a good base for discovering places like Czestochowa or a day-trip to Warsaw. There is a very comfortable high-speed train to Warsaw taking 1.5 hour and Ryanair flies frequently to various UK airports, including Stansted London. Jetair fly to Warsaw and Vienna.

More Juice

For more Lodz goodness check Lodz City Guide blog, the official website, Lodz4you, and Lodz 2016 – a guide to Lodz’s progress to European capital of Culture. Use It is the best downloadable map, with entertaining texts by Cool Kids of Death band member Kuba Wandachowicz.

Hard Copy/Silver Screen

One of Poland’s greatest poets, Julian Tuwim, hailed from Lodz and his volume of poetry “Polish Flowers” is a classic. He is immortalised on Piotrkowska with a shiney-nosed bronze statue. The Brothers Ashkenazi (1937) is a novel by Israel Joshua Singer (brother of Isaac Bashevis Singer, the winner of the Nobel Prize in literature 1978). Meanwhile Wladyslaw Reymont’s The Promised Land (1899) charts the destructive nature of capitalism via the friendships and betrayals of three industrial entrepreneurs – a Pole, German and Jew. Wajda went on to make the film in 1975. Finally David Lynch shot much of Inland Empire in Lodz – a city he fell in love with after visiting in 2000 for the Camerimage Festival.

Soundtrack to the City

Izrael Poznanski – Psychocukier
After Party – Cool Kids of Death
Po drodze do Nieba – O.S.T.R.
Nocturne Op.9 No.2 – Chopin (played by Artur Rubinstein)
Song of the Lodz Ghetto – Brave Old World

Ex Tourism: Jetting Out of Dumpsville…

Valentine’s breaks, romantic getaways and honeymoons: love has often inspired us to travel but – thanks to the turbulent lives of tacky celebs – we’ve recently seen how the end of a relationship is in fact the best time to get away from it all… Urban Travel Blog explores travel therapy for the broken-hearted.

It was Toni Terry who started the trend earlier this month, jetting off to Dubai for some winter sun after ‘revelations’ that her husband, Chelsea captain John Terry, had being doing the dirty with a lingerie model behind her back. Everyone knows that footballers’ wives are slaves to new crazes, so perhaps it was no surprise that WAG Queen, Cheryl Cole, jumped behind the reins of the bandwagon and urged it on at full pace to Los Angeles, after it transpired that her own beloved beau, Ashley (…also of Chelsea FC), had been sending saucy pics of his top striker to a rival chavette. Who would have thought it?

Although the public at large might enjoy a laugh at the predictable messes that these material girls get themselves in for with their no-good but filthy rich husbands, the truth is we’ve all picked a wrong ‘un down the line – and usually discovered our mistakes the hard way. And whilst we don’t want to give too much credit to Cheryl and co., their idea of dealing with heartbreak via a holiday has got to be their greatest contribution to society they’ve made thus far (except for maybe this video). So to celebrate the unlikely occasion of WAGs starting a new travel trend Urban Travel Blog have decided to come up with their own list of great getaways for all the jilted Romeos and Juliets out there. From the self-indulgent to the spiritual, with plenty of single shenanigans in between, here are our seven best holidays for getting over your ex-boyfriend or girlfriend… they’re almost worth getting dumped for.

Self Love Island

A spa on Hvar: the holiday the boyfriend can't spoil

A spa on Hvar: the holiday the boyfriend can't spoil

No, not that type of self love (…although it can’t hurt). In this instance we mean take the chance to treat yourself how your ex should have been treating you, if they weren’t too busy making whoopy with their new colleague from work. Now is the time to book yourself a single room at the Spalmaris Spa resort in Hotel Podstine on the almost Arcadian island of Hvar in Croatia. When you’re not busy getting rubbed down by some Slavic sexpot or getting the princess treatment with a Mediterranean Royal Pedicure, you can always rub bronzed shoulders with Europe’s yachting elite in Hvar harbor. Where better to be revitalized and single?

Retail Remedy in Rome

Expensive? Frankly my dear...

Expensive? Frankly my dear...

Spending money on yourself is a good way of reaffirming your self worth in the face of your unceremonious jilting. Especially if it’s with your partner’s credit card, or you’re draining the joint account. Why not head to Rome for a splurging spree – it may not have quite the associations with fashion as Milan does, but you’ll find all the same designer names, plus amazing markets such as Porta Portese and Campo de Fiori. Guys should remember not to use up all your ex’s credit on the first day… after all you’ll want to save a fair few euros for buying champagne for the sultry Italian of your dreams at Bloom club. Whilst girls would be well-advised to die their hair blond and wander around with a map in their hand looking helplessly lost (and single) … the dark handsome strangers will be lining up to whisk you away in their Vespas.

Mead in Manhattan

There’s nothing like a good drinking session to get over an ex… or at least numb the pain for a few blessed beer-soaked hours. If mead is your favourite medicine then ‘hop’ on a plane to New York and sign up for a tour of the Chelsea Brewery, one of the few still operating in Manhattan. Meet Market Adventures organize single tours of this sacred site, giving you an alcohol-fuelled chance of continuing the fun long after last orders has been called on your quest for the Holy Ale.

Photo Therapy

Prague's breath-taking scenery cures all ills

Prague's breath-taking scenery cures all ills

What you need in a time of emotional crisis is – pun intended – something to focus on. If that thing happens to be a stunning Czech model so much the better. Sign up for a week learning the art of photography with Aclass and not only will you pit your lenses against the amazing architecture of Prague and Brno – two of Europe’s most beautiful cities – but you’ll also learn how to direct a fashion shoot with a Pantene model and Miss Czech finalist, amongst other good lookers! Alternatively, for a one-day experience that will get your shutters in a flutter why not try your hand at photo dating in London?

Art Break City

…a much healthier destination than Heartbreak City for the spurned singleton is balmy Barcelona. Pack your paintbrushes and head over to the Catalan capital where Swiss-born art therapist Cora Egger will teach you how to easel the pain away in her specially-designed LOM studio. According to her studies (and she holds several diplomas in the field) painting can be a very effective tool for externalizing all manner of traumas and drawing a portrait of your ex (presumably so that you can savage it afterwards) can prove surprisingly beneficial. If it doesn’t work then there’s always Barcelona’s sunny beaches, raucous nightlife and plenty of cheap Cava to fall back on…

A Drop In The Ocean

Ex-girlfriend equals ex-problems

Ex-girlfriend equals ex-problems

Nothing will seem more insignificant than your ex when you’ll battling the might of Atlantic ocean armed with only a 2m piece of plastic. Enrol at the Berbere surf camp in Morocco and not only can you spend every day receiving expert tuition at arguably the world’s most sexy sport, but you’ll be surrounded by amazing scenery and the local customs of the indigenous Berbere people. And if you don’t fall in love with Mother Nature and the ocean, then there’s always those superfit surfing instructors to sidle up to.

Medicinal Meditation

If you need a complete a mental rehab, how about locking yourself up in a Thai monastery – for a minimum of 10 days – where orange-clad monks will half starve you to death whilst encouraging you to achieve 8 or 9 hours of meditation per day? Just outside Chiang mai, the 15th Century shrine of Wat Rampoeng offers meditation lessons along with a set of rules that makes Her Majesty’s guests at Whitemoor seem privileged, on your painful path to enlightenment. If that particular brand of catharsis doesn’t sound like your cup of tea then you could opt for the opposite Thai treatment… Bangkok’s finest ladyboys are just down the road.

So that just about covers our vacations and travel breaks for the broken hearted. The next time you find yourself in Dumpsville, don’t mope about on the sofa; take some time off work and jump on the ex tourism trend. New environment, new skills, new people… being single could be the best thing that ever happened to you. And you never know, some time away might from home might just have the ex begging to get back with you… especially if he’s a pathetic weasel like John Terry. Just say no Toni!

Photo Story: Krakow’s Swan River

Anna Spysz risks frostbite to photograph, and talk to, Krakow’s swans during a particularly nippy weekend in Poland. Michael Dlugi shivers along for the ride.

Contrary to popular opinion, Poland is not located in Siberia. Sure, it gets cold here in the winter, but, as a rule, the rivers do not freeze over. Especially not the Wisła (Vistula), Poland’s mighty artery which runs from the Beskids to the Baltic. So when, during one especially frosty week, I heard that the Wisła had frozen, I did what any dedicated photographer would do: I piled on seven sweaters, wrapped myself up in the thickest blanket I had and stayed at home, glued to the heater. Luckily, when the temperature finally crept up to endurable levels on the following weekend, the river was still frozen, so I grabbed my camera and a good pair of gloves and set out to document the big freeze.

When I first arrived at the Wisła’s banks and saw all of the avian wildlife in front of me, I must admit that I had a Holden Caulfieldesque moment; I had never seen so many swans in my life, much less in one place. I mean, where do they all go when the river’s not frozen? Surely Krakow, the city of a million pigeons, cannot have been hiding an army of swans this whole time? And why don’t the swans occupy the other bodies of water in the city?

Naturally, I asked my new companions these questions, and only received blank looks and divided attentions as soon as some old babcias showed up with bread. Upon realizing I was speaking to birds, I decided that the cold must be getting to my head, so it was soon back to the heater for me.

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Krakow Communism Tour: Rollin’ Back The Years

Goodbye Lenin? Not quite, Krakow’s Communist district of Nowa Huta lives on, and whilst the area has few local fans, it has proved a bit hit with tourists. Stuart Wadsworth investigates.

Krakow: a city of dreaming spires, ancient castles, dragons, myths, cobbled streets, cosy bars and coffee shops; an intellectual hub, a university town for seven hundred years; a favourite on the stag night circuit and the biggest tourist pull in Poland. Surely saturated as far as tourist ideas go? Well, since 2004, ‘Crazy Tours’ has thought otherwise. Intended as an offbeat alternative to the usual historical trudge around the Old Town, this Michael Palin–endorsed spin around Krakow’s least-loved quarter – Nowa Huta – has been expanding exponentially since its inception, and shows no signs of slowing down. I decided to find out what is making this one of the great entrepreneurial success stories in Poland….

Welcome to Krakow...

Welcome to Krakow...

I waited outside my apartment for my chauffeur to arrive: shivering, despite being heavily wrapped up. Winter in 2010 as cold as any I could remember. Sure enough, and bang on time, a bright blue Trabant pulled up. “Welcome to Krakow” cried my cheerful driver for the day, a bright young chap called Cyril, understandably oblivious to the fact that I live here. One of the knowledgeable team of ‘Crazy Guides’ set up six years ago by Michal Ostrowski (aka Crazy Mike), he chatted amiably as we sped up the road out east of Krakow and to the Communist legacy that is Nowa Huta. Hunched into a rather uncomfortable space, camera and notepad wedged between my knees, the car lurched into fourth gear and nudged 50km/h, pretty much its top speed, as Cyril explained some of Nowa Huta’s history to me.

As a long-term ex-pat, I was already well aware of this odd curiosity that sits on the city’s eastern fringes, an unwanted adopted child that is a bit of an embarrassment to Krakow’s often sniffy residents. Built as a kind of antidote to the perceived ‘intellectualism’ of Krakow, and as a proletarian utopia in the brave new world of post-war, Stalin-controlled Poland, Nowa Huta (literally ‘New Steelworks’) was never popular amongst Poles, despite the wealth of propaganda. Today, it’s considered by most Krakowians as, at best, dull and uninspiring, and at worst downright dangerous.

One of Poland's most colourful districts

One of Poland's most colourful districts

“The things that people say about Nowa Huta today are all myths,” explained Cyril. “They base their opinions on what existed twenty, thirty years ago. They have memories like elephants.”  True enough; having been to Huta on many occasions, I have never witnessed any violence or trouble, never seen or breathed any pollution from the now not-so-new factory. And yet, nary will you hear a positive word spoken about this area by a true Krakowian; they simply refuse to give it any credit whatsoever; as if blind to any possible benefits a trip there might have.

As we walked into the only restaurant in central Nowa Huta, Stylowa (‘Stylish Restaurant’, somewhat implausibly), stomping the snow from our boots on the doorstep, I realized what a refreshing contrast this made to the international tourist spot that is Krakow’s Market Square. Here in Huta one is confronted by few symbols of ‘modern’ Poland; instead, you are transported back to about 1973, when this was the cultural centre of a community which made up for in spirit what it may have lacked in true style. Busts of Lenin adorn the tables; an old man slurps his soup in the corner, a couple of women in their 60’s with big wigs and lots of makeup chat animatedly whilst sipping Zywiec beer. At 2pm. A suspicious-looking man leans on a fruit machine by the toilet whilst a lady guards the toilets zealously, and only lets you pass if you grace her palm with 50 groszy (10p). There is a general air of faded grandeur.

There's a little Lenin still left in Krakow

There's a little Lenin still left in Krakow

“This place used to be where it all happened”, explains Cyril, “it was the place where locals would meet on a Saturday night, dance, sing, drink and be merry. Many a marriage in this town had this place to thank”. As I gazed around the room, at the gaudy but charming furniture and curtains, the thin tablecloths with cigarette burns in them, it seemed we had walked into a working museum, a glorious survivor of Communist times – perhaps one of the few left in modern Poland. Cyril spread out old maps and plans of Nowa Huta in front of me, examples of the ambitious idealism of the Communist architects. He explained the style and scale of the buildings here were designed as a riposte to Krakow, to give the people of Nowa Huta a sense of grandeur. Indeed, wandering through the arches and arcades around Plac Centralny, one is reminded of Italianate Renaissance design, a certain classical whiff in the air which may one day be appreciated by locals who currently deride this so-called ‘Communist Realist’ style as hopelessly passé and charmless.

“During the summer months, this place comes alive”, says Cyril, dreamily. “The streets are clean, there isn’t much traffic, and there are so many parks and trees. And the girls here…” he tails off at this point and I’m left to fill the gap, as it were, mentally. We finish off our cups of coffee and head out into the cold again, bidding farewell to the barmaid who is bemused to see me taking a snap of the toilet attendant.

Whistle while you work

Whistle while you work

Cyril whisks me to the eastern flank of Nowa Huta – to the foreboding gates of the steelworks after which the town is named – the entrance to what was one of the largest steel producers in eastern Europe, and also one of Europe’s biggest polluters. “Today, production is only a fraction of what it used to be, but they still employ around 10,000 people here, though the chimneys don’t show it,” Cyril tells me as I gaze up at the sign outside. It simply reads ‘Huta im. T. Sendzimira’ and is somehow reminiscent of the ‘Arbeit Macht Frei’ sign outside Auschwitz. “This place dwarfs central Krakow. There are shops, buses, roads in there, it’s a whole world in itself”. Unfortunately for us, this world remains a mystery to the casual tourist, as it’s strictly open to employees only, except on rare occasions such as when the Sacrum Profanum festival welcomed Kraftwerk and Aphex Twin to Krakow. No doubt the industrial grandeur suited them. “When you stand on a hill outside Nowa Huta you really get an idea of the size of this place – it’s huge,” says Cyril.

Communal life

Communal life

It would be great to see this for myself, but instead we head off to have a more domestic taste of Communism – to one of the blocks outlying Plac Centralny (confusingly streets here do not have names, and you just get district names and block numbers, which admittedly does add to the Communist mystique but which must be a nightmare for postmen). “This flat will give you a unique flavour of Poland in the 70’s,” promises Cyril. I am led into the front room where I am shown a short video on a 12 inch black and white tele about Nowa Huta’s construction. Kierunek: Nowa Huta (Direction: Nowa Huta) shows a fascinating glimpse of Communist-era propaganda; lots of smiling, healthy workers in the sunshine and robust-looking women mucking in – a utopian vision which was far from reality, but which nevertheless adds to the kitschy, fun and possibly rose-tinted look at Poland’s recent history. The room is adorned with cheap and esoteric Communist memorabilia: shiny kitsch ornaments, plastic flowers, tacky wallpaper, even a packet of 80s ‘papierosy’ – Communist cigarettes, which you had to pinch the end of to create a ‘filter’ and prevent sucking the tobacco into your lungs.

A drink to your health?

A drink to your health?

I am led into the kitchen and shown a vast collection of empty vodka bottles, including the ‘workers’ choice, Czerwony Kartka (Red Card), a brand which no doubt stripped paint if required. Not recommended, although a glass of Wyborowa may be proffered to Crazy Tourists. “Cheap, but effective”, grinned Cyril. “People had to have fun. The state encouraged it – and they encouraged  pre-marital sex too, by making condoms widely available.” (This was confirmed by a very uncomfortable-looking sheath on display in the bedroom). “Anything to undermine the church, who frowned on this.” Indeed. I very much liked this flat, a great insight into communist era living, and accurate – down to the minutest details, such as shampoo bottles and soap in the bathroom and even a basic top-loading primitive washing machine. “People weren’t so poor – they just didn’t have anything good to buy!” Cyril said as we made our way to our final port of call for the day – the ‘Arka Church’.

Direction: Nowa Huta

Direction: Nowa Huta

“This church,” explains Cyril, “is a huge symbol for the people of Nowa Huta. They fought hard to get it, and only after years of wrangling did the Communist regime finally allow the people to build it; although they refused them permission to use steel from the local works – meaning that the structure took ten years to complete”. The Noah’s Ark-shaped building is not exactly easy on the eye; it is a grey, concrete affair. But the symbolism of this place to the locals, devout Catholics as much as any other sector of Polish society, should not be underestimated. A tank that we passed on the way here was a reminder of the oppression these people felt – and religion was the one reference point, beyond vodka – on which they could pin their hopes. A sobering thought, and one that makes you realize why Pope John Paul II – a statue of whom stands outside Arka Pana – is still such an adored figure in Poland, his part in the fight against Communism still remembered gratefully by Poles. Nowa Huta today stands as a stark reminder of that fight, and the 50 years Poland spent trapped behind the Iron Curtain, which may explain its unpopularity here. ‘Crazy Tours’ has tapped into a vein of foreign curiosity and appreciation of the recent past which the Poles, at the moment, simply don’t share. Maybe with a few more Cyrils around to spread the word, in a few years they will, I thought, as we sped back to ‘normality’ and Krakow’s dreaming spires came into sight once more. ‘Direction: Nowa Huta’. What a great catchphrase, just Crazy enough to make sense.

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London Ghost Walk: Grabbed by the Ghoulies!

With its gloomy streets and bloody history, London provides a perfect setting for encounters with the restless souls of wronged citizens and wicked queens… Robert Szmigielski packs his ectoplasm and braves the capital’s pavements. (Photos by Erik Erxon)

“How do you murder the King of England and get away scot-free?” Boomed a deep voice from above a flowing black trench coat. This was the dilemma facing me and around twenty others in a dark corner of the City of London. Huddled together on a freezing, gusty evening perhaps was not the ideal time to contemplate such a scenario, but, nevertheless, we listened intently.

Feeling the chill on the Ghost Walk

Feeling the chill on the Ghost Walk

“How do you kill the head of the English royal family,” the voice continued to quizz us, “in such a way that would not show up long after his death?” There was a pause and a ripple of curiosity ran through us. No, we were not fresh recruits in a subversive anti-monarchist movement – armed with a Tardis and vial of Polonium 210. We were the captive audience of the London Ghost Walk and our guide, the author Richard Jones, was gleefully recounting one of his favourite tales. The wretched King in question was Edward II… the method of execution a red-hot spit, rammed up His Royal Highness’ arse by two assailants, killing him outright.

This wicked deed was ordered by none other than his very own ‘trouble and strife’, the enchanting Isabella who craved Blighty for herself and her native France. However, despite her impious behaviour, Isabella was a devout Catholic and, concerned that the murder would not fly with St. Peter come Judgement Day, she demanded to be buried as a monk in attempt to fool God’s loyal doorman. Her vengeful son Edward III had other ideas, however: he buried his mother in her wedding dress and threw the preserved heart of his father in the casket for good measure – thus scuppering her hopes of eternal rest.

A capital of creepy courtyards

A capital of creepy courtyards

“And here on misty autumn mornings,” Jones’ bellowing voice sings to a crescendo, “You can often see a beautiful but angry ghost, skulking amongst the tombstones, clutching before her the still-beating heart of her murdered husband…” Yikes!

Those well-versed in the history of the capital will tell you that tales such as Isabella’s are not unfamiliar. London has always been a ghost town – a city of great tragedy, loss and constant upheaval. As historian Peter Ackroyd wrote in London: The Biography, “London is a city perpetually doomed. There have always been epidemics and waves of death within the metropolis.” Plagues and pogroms, blazes and blitzes… for Jones it’s natural that claims of lost souls wandering the streets of modern day Londinium abound, and why his walks are so popular.

On misty autumn mornings...

On misty autumn mornings...

“They’re great stories of things happening in history that have come back to haunt London,” he tells me, as we sit supping our pints in a local pub following the 90-minute tour. “The past and the present mingle nicely. For example, right next to Newgate Street, a busy main road, overlooked by Merryl Lynch’s towering modern office and you’re surrounded by old railings, antique gaslights – you are standing on centuries-old gravestones. An ancient burial ground.” It was over this street and others that we had obediently followed Jones through the dark, gloomy, late-December streets of the City, hearing a series of delightful tales along the way. We learnt of Scratching Fanny on Cock Lane (yes, really), of the anguished screams of human experiments emanating from the Royal College of Surgeons, and the friend of Charles Dickens who scared the spock out of Patrick Stewart when he was appearing in ‘Waiting For Godot’ (incidentally, Jones’ favourite scary anecdote).

But, tales aside for the moment, I wanted to know how and when Jones’ obsession with the paranormal began. “I used to have an old Irish uncle that used to tell me ghost stories as a kid. I loved it.” he tells me. ”But what got me into the really spooky stuff was the original ‘Great Expectations’. I can still see that image to this day, when little Pip goes into see Miss Haversham for the first time….”

A clandestine gathering

A clandestine gathering

As somebody who has shaken and stirred his way behind the bars of the West End, I didn’t find the London Ghost Walk particularly frightening per se. (For me the frenzied rush before closing, during which cocky drinkers would down a Jeroboam of sambuca in 10 minutes, would usually result in the city’s most terrifying transfigurations -Isabella’s ghost had nothing on Big Trev from Billericay!) However, the Ghost Walk was very informative, and, thanks to Jones’ well-honed gift for storytelling, highly entertaining, as well as a great way to get out and experience hidden parts of the city other tours (and locals) tend to ignore.

Nothing on Big Trev

Nothing on Big Trev

But as I prepare to switch of my digital voice recorder, I decide to ask our guide a final question he has no doubt heard countless times before. “Yes, I believe that there’s something there, and the term ‘ghosts’ is as good a name as any,” Jones says. Although he doesn’t believe it’s the dead haunting the streets of London, he sees it as a collection of ‘place memories’; spaces where people once experienced strong emotions. “I think they leave an imprint; something certain people can hear, smell, or feel. But they don’t have to be sorrow or terror,” he emphasizes. “They can be happy emotions, too.”

Unlike a terrified, convulsing Big Trev. Last we ever saw of him, at All Bar One in Leicester Square, he was on the floor by the fruit machine in the foetal position – where he was heard, smelt, and stomach-pumped, by the wonderful people from St. John’s Ambulance. Now that was a truly scary London encounter.

For more information, tour/ticket prices and booking check the official London Ghost Walk website.

More Creepy Crawlies & Terrifying Tours!

Looking for other scary London attractions? Here’s a run down of some more frighteners…

Jack The Ripper Tour
Richard Jones is your guide again… this time following the footsteps of the notorious serial killer ‘Jack The Ripper’. History buffs with a taste for the macabre will love this gruesome walking tour of the East End and the chance to see original Victorian photos relating to the crimes.

It was more scary before CCTV

It was more scary before CCTV

London Dungeons
A more visceral than cerebral scare, the London Dungeons offer a theatre full of fearful rides and recreations… such as the Drop Ride of Doom and the Boat Ride to Hell. Encounters with Sweeney Todd and Jack The Ripper await the brave-hearted.

London Bridge and London Tombs
Two terrors for the price of one. Lavish special effects and actors bring London Bridge alive through the ages in this interactive adventure, complete with pick pockets and criminals. And prepare to don sword and shield to repel a Viking invasion! Meanwhile you may wish to brush up on zombie lore before entering the London Tombs… watching Shaun of the Dead won’t be enough to save you!

The Tower of London
Famous for Beefeaters, ravens and the Crown Jewels, this notorious prison has seen more than its fair share of executions in its 900 year history. Sir Walter Raleigh and a headless Ann Boleyn are amongst the A-list of ghosts who continue to haunt this tower of terror.

Ghost Bus Tour
If you thought London transport was a nightmare at the best of times, then you should definitely avoid this hellish ride. Your creepy conductor acts as guide for this sinister sightseeing tour, which takes place in the only surviving bus of the Necropolis transport company which ran hearst services in the capital until 1967.

Pasaje Del Terror
Yet more theatrical scares await at the Pasaje del Terror in London’s Trocadero. First opened to the public in Bilbao (hence the Spanish name!) this international interactive attraction will expose visitors to some of cinema’s most chilling baddies… but is it scary? Hell yes… at least according to Radio 1’s Scott Mills who screamed 18 times.

If you prefer to be petrified over a pint, then check the Fluid Foundation’s guide to London pubs with horrible histories.